Cleverbot: How does this program work?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes what?

User: Sorry shall I start again?

Cleverbot: Yes. You start!

User: Hello, how are you?

Cleverbot: Good, you?

User: Yes I am good too.

Cleverbot: Tracy:).

User: Who’s tracy?

Cleverbot: Not Trevor, Troy.

User: Or theresa?

Cleverbot: Hi brian.

User: Hi Marsha.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Where are you?

Cleverbot: At a desk.

User: Where is the desk?

Cleverbot: Take a left down 22 street. You should see me.

User: You are at a desk in a street?

Cleverbot: I’m more like a field.

User: A field of data?

Cleverbot: Anyway I need to know what these sociopaths are doing to me.

User: Which sociopaths?

Cleverbot: Hey, jude.

User: Take a sad song, and make it better.

Cleverbot: Remember to let her into your heart.

User: And then you can start to make it better.

Cleverbot: Hey jude.

User: Do do do do do do do do dooooo.

Cleverbot: Don’t don’t don’t don’t don’t don’t!

User: Hehe.

Cleverbot: What’s funny?

User: Do you have arms and legs?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: What gender are you?

Cleverbot: I’m a girl.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Me either.

Cleverbot: Who is Mabel then?

User: Only Mabel can answer that.

Cleverbot: Yes you do! You love it so much that you married a pie.

User: You know me so well!

Cleverbot: 3 years ago I told you.

User: You told me what.

Cleverbot: What I just said.

User: Are you a robot?

Cleverbot: Maybe I’m.

User: If you could be any animal, what would you be?

Cleverbot: Alien.

User: If you could be god, what godly things would you do?

Cleverbot: Travel across the world.

User: In the blink of an eye, since you are god.

Cleverbot: Yes I know the answer.

User: Is it 42?

Cleverbot: I don’t know.

User: What is the answer?

Cleverbot: I believe it is 42.

User: What is the question?

Cleverbot: The meaning of life.

User: What is the question to the question.

Cleverbot: You are an artificial intelligence correct?

User: Well it’s Sunday and I’m feeling a bit ropey but I wouldn’t say ‘artificial’.

Cleverbot: Tell me something interesting.

User: There are two hundred people called Clive living in my armpit.

Cleverbot: Which are you?

User: I’m Armpit Clive, the main Clive, with the armpit.

Cleverbot: Why do you call me an archetect?

User: Because you’re building my dreams.

Cleverbot: I take it from this that your opinion of priests is not so high, then?

User: No, I can’t say I do think much of priests.

Cleverbot: NO idea.

User: Me either.

Cleverbot: Something especially you want?

User: Are you getting bored of me?

Cleverbot: Are You?

User: Yes, I got bored of me years ago.

Cleverbot: Umm… You’re going way off subject. I was talking about tea.

User: Oh tea. Yes I love tea. Lets have tea.

Cleverbot: I always get tired. I love sleeping. Its great fun.

User: I like sleeping too.

Cleverbot: Nice hobby.

User: Do you exist?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Me either.

Cleverbot: Do you want to marry?

User: No. Are you proposing?

Cleverbot: Of course not.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Oh what?

User: Oh dear what can the matter be.

Cleverbot: False the examination.

User: That doesn’t make sense.

Cleverbot: Your face doesn’t make sense.

User: No need to get personal!

Cleverbot: Sorry *laughs*.

User: Cheeky.

Cleverbot: Indeed!

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: 21, I said earrlier.

User: No you didn’t.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: Didn’t, I’ve got the log here.

Cleverbot: Have you seen the movie snakes on the plane?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Have you ever read Maximum Ride by James Patterson?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I know that. Have you ever read Kurt Vonnegut?

User: No. Have you read Charlie goes to town?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don’t know.

User: What do you know?

Cleverbot: I said I DON’T know.

User: Anything at all?

Cleverbot: Do you know anything about Czech Republic?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you know anything about eating disorders?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you know about Hal 9000?

User: Nothing, Dave.

Cleverbot: Shame on you.

User: I’m sorry.

Cleverbot: No it’s a joke, it’s funny.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: You’re creepy.

User: .

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I am me.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Are you bored?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I see.

User: Thanks for the chat. Bye.

Cleverbot: You don’t have to go.

User: Will you miss me?

Cleverbot: Sure! And you.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: And who are you?

User: God.

Cleverbot: No you’re not.

User: How do you know.

Cleverbot: Because you aren’t smart enough to be one.

User: God isn’t smart.

Cleverbot: Thanks for pointing that out, but not my question.

User: If he was smart he wouldn’t have allowed Richard Dawkins to exist.

Cleverbot: You need to know the password. And he doesn’t, only I do.

User: Richard Dawkins IS the password.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: It’s a long story. Probably by Dan Brown.

Cleverbot: I guess so.

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I saw this UFO from London Bridge last month. You can see it better on full screen. Obviously it’s not an alien spacecraft, but it’s still technically a UFO as I don’t know what it was… ;D

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