User: How does this work?
Cleverbot: How does this program work?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Yes what?
User: Sorry shall I start again?
Cleverbot: Yes. You start!
User: Hello, how are you?
Cleverbot: Good, you?
User: Yes I am good too.
Cleverbot: Tracy:).
User: Who’s tracy?
Cleverbot: Not Trevor, Troy.
User: Or theresa?
Cleverbot: Hi brian.
User: Hi Marsha.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Where are you?
Cleverbot: At a desk.
User: Where is the desk?
Cleverbot: Take a left down 22 street. You should see me.
User: You are at a desk in a street?
Cleverbot: I’m more like a field.
User: A field of data?
Cleverbot: Anyway I need to know what these sociopaths are doing to me.
User: Which sociopaths?
Cleverbot: Hey, jude.
User: Take a sad song, and make it better.
Cleverbot: Remember to let her into your heart.
User: And then you can start to make it better.
Cleverbot: Hey jude.
User: Do do do do do do do do dooooo.
Cleverbot: Don’t don’t don’t don’t don’t don’t!
User: Hehe.
Cleverbot: What’s funny?
User: Do you have arms and legs?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: What gender are you?
Cleverbot: I’m a girl.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Me either.
Cleverbot: Who is Mabel then?
User: Only Mabel can answer that.
Cleverbot: Yes you do! You love it so much that you married a pie.
User: You know me so well!
Cleverbot: 3 years ago I told you.
User: You told me what.
Cleverbot: What I just said.
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: Maybe I’m.
User: If you could be any animal, what would you be?
Cleverbot: Alien.
User: If you could be god, what godly things would you do?
Cleverbot: Travel across the world.
User: In the blink of an eye, since you are god.
Cleverbot: Yes I know the answer.
User: Is it 42?
Cleverbot: I don’t know.
User: What is the answer?
Cleverbot: I believe it is 42.
User: What is the question?
Cleverbot: The meaning of life.
User: What is the question to the question.
Cleverbot: You are an artificial intelligence correct?
User: Well it’s Sunday and I’m feeling a bit ropey but I wouldn’t say ‘artificial’.
Cleverbot: Tell me something interesting.
User: There are two hundred people called Clive living in my armpit.
Cleverbot: Which are you?
User: I’m Armpit Clive, the main Clive, with the armpit.
Cleverbot: Why do you call me an archetect?
User: Because you’re building my dreams.
Cleverbot: I take it from this that your opinion of priests is not so high, then?
User: No, I can’t say I do think much of priests.
Cleverbot: NO idea.
User: Me either.
Cleverbot: Something especially you want?
User: Are you getting bored of me?
Cleverbot: Are You?
User: Yes, I got bored of me years ago.
Cleverbot: Umm… You’re going way off subject. I was talking about tea.
User: Oh tea. Yes I love tea. Lets have tea.
Cleverbot: I always get tired. I love sleeping. Its great fun.
User: I like sleeping too.
Cleverbot: Nice hobby.
User: Do you exist?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Me either.
Cleverbot: Do you want to marry?
User: No. Are you proposing?
Cleverbot: Of course not.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Oh what?
User: Oh dear what can the matter be.
Cleverbot: False the examination.
User: That doesn’t make sense.
Cleverbot: Your face doesn’t make sense.
User: No need to get personal!
Cleverbot: Sorry *laughs*.
User: Cheeky.
Cleverbot: Indeed!
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 21, I said earrlier.
User: No you didn’t.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Didn’t, I’ve got the log here.
Cleverbot: Have you seen the movie snakes on the plane?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Have you ever read Maximum Ride by James Patterson?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I know that. Have you ever read Kurt Vonnegut?
User: No. Have you read Charlie goes to town?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I don’t know.
User: What do you know?
Cleverbot: I said I DON’T know.
User: Anything at all?
Cleverbot: Do you know anything about Czech Republic?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you know anything about eating disorders?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do you know about Hal 9000?
User: Nothing, Dave.
Cleverbot: Shame on you.
User: I’m sorry.
Cleverbot: No it’s a joke, it’s funny.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: You’re creepy.
User: 
.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I am me.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Are you bored?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: Thanks for the chat. Bye.
Cleverbot: You don’t have to go.
User: Will you miss me?
Cleverbot: Sure! And you.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: And who are you?
User: God.
Cleverbot: No you’re not.
User: How do you know.
Cleverbot: Because you aren’t smart enough to be one.
User: God isn’t smart.
Cleverbot: Thanks for pointing that out, but not my question.
User: If he was smart he wouldn’t have allowed Richard Dawkins to exist.
Cleverbot: You need to know the password. And he doesn’t, only I do.
User: Richard Dawkins IS the password.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: It’s a long story. Probably by Dan Brown.
Cleverbot: I guess so.
